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We
wheeled the big dak-dak into the small service road in front of Flour Power – a bakery that comes
with an ardent group of online admirers. The first thing I noticed was that the
whole place looked like it could use a good scrub (check out the signage)….but
I reminded myself that we were next door to West End – and that the whole
suburb west of Annerley Rd could do with a bloody good scrub.
Now
before you start getting all precious that I’m bagging a place that went through
the floods last year, I’ll have you know that this bakery sits on a hill in the
highest part of Highgate Hill. It’s about 400m above sea level. No excuses -
scrub your frikkin’ shop, man.
The
bakery specialises in sourdough. That should have been my second clue. I hate
it. There’s a conventional pie menu (pictured, in its nicely laminated A4
format which was carefully sticky-taped to the outside wall of the building),
plus a lamb pocket / triangle, cheese & spinach triangle (his description -
it IS next door to Greeksville, after all) and a vegetable pastie, which I
imagine is very popular amongst the smelly, pierced, jobless hippies living in
and around the West End.
The
shopkeep was a very friendly young bloke, and the windows were full of really
good looking breads, cakes, brownies, pull-aparts, and mini-brioches….it all
looked very appetising, in contrast to the exterior appearance of the shop
itself.
The
pies looked pretty good up top, but the experienced observer could see even
through the window of the warmer that there was no flaky lid – they were kind
of flaky, but in a glazed-biscuit kind of way. They came served in a foil nest.
Curry Beef |
Rimmer
& I both had a curry beef, plus I had a Steak Tomato and Onion; and Rimmer
had Steak Bacon & Cheese. Both of our alternative pies were second choices
after being informed that our first choices weren’t available. 4 pies were
$13.60.
We
sat outside at the grubby outdoor setting, which could have been nice with a
bit of care and attention. Seriously dude, buy a Chux.
Out
of the foil, the bottom of the pie was barely cooked – Rimmer’s Steak Bacon Cheese was
translucent, and he said that it definitely wouldn’t pass the driving test.
Mine held together OK, but again the base was very floppy and undercooked.
Curry Beef interior |
Both
curry pies were lukewarm, temperature-wise…heat-wise, they were cold. Even
Roobs could have eaten this one. As you can see from the top photo above, there is barely a sprinkling
of curry powder on top – I think that the only curry inside the pie was the powder that
managed to filter its way through the lid’s cracks. The meat was OK, consisting
of clusters of mince floating about in a flavourless gravy.
It
was an epic fail for both of us on all fronts. I’d struggle to give this a
4/10. In fact, I’m not going to. It gets a 3/10: one point for it actually being a pie (everyone deserves a point
for turning up), another for not falling apart on me, and a third because he
was a nice bloke.
Steak Onion & Tomato |
My
steak, onion, and tomato was the same story on the exterior – not good. The
interior was markedly better, with plenty of onion and tomato, as you can see from
the pictures. The flavour from actual veges went through the meat and gravy which was a good
consistency; but again lukewarm and unsatisfying – like a one-armed hug
(apologies to anyone out there with only one arm – I’m sure the people that you hug aren’t thinking that. I was
really referring to people who choose
to hug with one arm…the lazy huggers). For those reasons, it gets a bare pass of
5/10, based on the quality and flavour of the filling alone.
Steak Tomato Onion |
Rimmer
said that his steak, bacon, and cheese was a little hotter - possibly due to
the visible cheese within – but there was no crunchy cheesy top, and he was
pretty underwhelmed by the whole experience. So was I. So much so that we
considered giving the bakery a one-word review: FAIL, so as not to waste time
and energy on it. But I think the public needs to know.
As
I couldn’t convince Rimmer to go halvies in a third pie (hoping that we’d strike
gold), he agreed to try the cinnamon Berliner. It looked pretty impressive. It
wasn’t. The much-anticipated light and fluffy interior was heavy and bready,
and neither of us bothered to finish the half we had. The only high point was
the generous crusting of sugar and cinnamon on the outside, which was really
good.
I
think Flour Power has a lot of work to do – certainly in the pie department.
Maybe their sourdough is the best thing since, well, sliced bread. I’ll never
know, as I won’t be going back.
Unfortunately I
have a few more ‘Fails’ to share with you in the near future. I’ll try to
intersperse them with good reviews – or maybe group a few short ‘fails’
together. For some reason, I’ve had a bit of a run of substandard pies
recently. Popular opinion is that the Rock N Roll has spoiled me for all other
pie shops, and it’s probably partly true. Still, the search continues.
I'd also like to take this opportunity to give a shout out to my new mate Gary Reilly, from Piefinder, who has put together a very comprehensive pie-appreciation site of his own. You should check it out: http://www.piefinder.com.au/
Gary has reviewed over 350 pies on his site, and has an excellent Leaderboard and Pie Locator if you happen to be south of the border.
Remember that I'm always happy to take requests if you have a bakery that is worthy of some scrutiny. Just hit the message board below and I'll get straight onto it for you.
Coming up soon, The Thorobread Bakery at Hamilton; and my own pie-baking experience at home this winter - including recipe.
Until
next time, take care.
Cheers,
The Pieologist
It's not a pie store that I'd like you to visit, but our local butcher, Meixners in The Gap Village, 1000 Waterworks Road, The Gap.
ReplyDeleteThe major difficulty is that they don't always have pies in their pie warmer.
I know you're not the SausageRollOlogist, but their Sausage Rolls are worth the drive, if nothing else. "A drive from where?" I hear you ask. The answer to that: "Anywhere".
(The problem is that it's a craps shoot if you're going to get a pie, a sausage roll or you're going to come away with a second rate kebab from the shop nearby)
Au contraire, Middo: I may not be a sausagerollologist, but I definitely have a keen appreciation for one...thanks for the tip. The Gap isn't all that far from me; so I will certainly be heading to Meixners for a look-see in the not too distant. If you're a fan, there's a good one to be had at Brewbakers, at 337 Sandgate Rd, Albion. It may also be the most expensive sausage roll in Australia at a shade over the $4 mark (from memory), but the pastry is out of control and it's a substantial unit. Shame they don't sell pies - I think they'd make a good one. Thanks again for the lead mate.
ReplyDeleteI was going to say how the shot of the Curry Pie reminded me why I prefer steak pies over mince. Then I saw the Steak pie shot.
ReplyDeleteCat vomit both of them.
Well rated Pie-hole.
Best regards. The Dodgy Kiwi.