This just in: The world's most expensive pie.
This is a Christmas / mince pie and therefore not a 'real' pie, however 'The Pieologist' is on top of all things pie related, and I felt obliged to bring it to your attention in case you were stuck for Christmas gifts.
It does include one of my favourite pie ingredients - sugar derived from sperm whale secretions....which begs the question: how the f*ck do they harvest that? It must be a great conversation starter at parties: 'Me? I'm a sperm whale sample collector. Yes, really. The garbage bin? Oh, it's just a tool of the trade.'
The pie also includes holy water froum Lourdes (I'm assuming that this hasn't been harvested from Madonna's daughter). Presumably sick people haven't been bathing in it before being used in the pie, either....eeeeeww - that even grossed ME out. Sorry.
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